If that was your dad, he is hot
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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