I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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