is your mom at the bar?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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