the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
my liver is dry heaving
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
True college students do jello shots in the library
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