He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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