Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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