my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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