I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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