North Korea, Best Korea!
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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