dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
my being single is dangerous.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You can make out without kissing
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