Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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