dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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