he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
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He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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