Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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