awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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