She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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