if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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