He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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