I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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