she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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