the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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