Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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