You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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