I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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