DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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