laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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