found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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