now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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