Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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