This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
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she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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