saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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