I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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