I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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