I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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Oh Jesus.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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