Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I think a kid would responsible me up
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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