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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.

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  27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"

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  How come I never meet celebrities?

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps

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• (951): View more from California

  Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?

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  ...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...

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  These 21 People Are Related To Famous Celebrities

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"

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