Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"