Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
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Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.