yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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