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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Don't forget I'm 20 now

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  I liked you more when you were 19

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.

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  thats a woman

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?

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  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...

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  Was she wearing cherry chapstick??

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  No. Life's not always a fairytale.....

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.

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  These 23 People Share the Worst Advice They’ve Been Given

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny

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• (323): View more from California

  Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk

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• (207): View more from Maine

  We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.

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