I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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