He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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