Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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