Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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