she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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