I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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