I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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