I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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