Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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