I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
