found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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