Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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