But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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