Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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