just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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