she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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