he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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