you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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