She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
