I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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