Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize
