and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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