Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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