This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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