I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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